Roommates left me alone with a butt-ton of Hero Scape tiles and a box full of Skylanders.

Sorry for the crappy pictures, both my phone and my computer refuse to take any good pics at the moment.

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

crummi:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

okay yes i need to watch this now

Then I have done my job!

i never watched sharknado please give me the highlights of it and the ending

Okay, first off, This movie is a sin against Acting, cinematography, stories, and common sense.

The acting is hilariously bad, the story is SOOOOOOOO nuts, the editing and special effects are laughable, and the movie itself is just great.

Nobody took this film seriously! The actors are chewing up the scenes all over the place, however the characters do get points for just kinda being chill about the whole "THAT TORNADO IS FULL OF SHARKS" thing. The writing HAS to be as bad as it is on purpose, same HAS to go for the CGI!

It’s…It’s an experience!

The movie starts off on a Pirate Ship, with a Captain Hook wannabe who gets eaten to death by a newly formed Sharknado.

Then it moves to a beachside bar run by the protagonists; Gruff Divorced Barkeep, Angry, sharkbitten Waitress, BuddyDude and Old, perverted drunk.

As soon as a shark busts through the window, they beat it to death, shoot it, and immediately the Barkeep says “GOTTA SAVE MY EX-WIFE!!” 

They get stopped on the interstate (or purgatory, not sure with that bright white background in the interior shots of barkeep’s minivan) by a TidalSharkWave that kills Old Pervert.

WELP! NO TIME TO MOURN!

They head to Ex-Wife’s house where NEW DAD KEN DOLL DON’T BELIEVE IN NO TORNADOES!

Sharks begin to sprout from the pool, as KEN DAD continues to denounceTornadoes.

The house floods and KEN DAD still doesn’t believe in sharks OR tornadoes as he get’s eaten by them.

EX-wife and Daughter join his group but then her remembers his son isn’t there and is all like "WHERE’S MAH BOI!" with that, they’re off to the aviation school because shutup!

On their way to BoiDude, they find a schoolbuss BEING ATTACKED BY THE SHARKWAVE! So the Barkeep whips out his SICK REPELLING SKILLZ and saves all the kids and Buss Driver Dude.

With that diversion out of the way, the make it to the aviation school where everyone is hiding in a closet.

ANYHOW SHARKNADO HITS AND KILLS EVERYONE EXCEPT THE MAIN CAST!

So, instead of doing the dumb thing of, oh I don’t know, going to a storm shelter, they instead decide to FIGHT THAT DAMN SHARKNADO!

How do they do that, you ask? WITH PIPE BOMBS!

So BuddyDude shows everyone how to make bombs (because he was in the military or some such nonsense) and they plan to use the school’s helicopter to chuck the bombs into the Sharknadoes.

THAT’S RIGHT! MULTIPLE SHARKNADOES AT THIS POINT!

Anyhow, BoiDude shows off his Hot Glue Scar to Waitress lady and they immediately fall in love and fly the chopper at the Sharknadoes with the pipebombs.

BuddyDude finishes strapping bombs to the Hummer (oh yeah, they stole a hummer to get away from the cops. It’s not important) but unfortunately get’s killed.

WooOOooOOoOo Sleeping pills are kicking in. Let me wrap this up!

ANYHOW! THEY KILL THE SHARKNADOES LIKE BIG DAM HEROES, BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET! IT’S RAINING SHARKS!

AND ONE’S HEADING STRAIT FOR BARKEEPER’S FAMILY… or at least the parking lot that they’re kinda near.

So what’s his reaction?

Oh no! HE DIED SAVING HIS FAMILY! WHAT A HERO!

Wait… never mind he lived.

So then him & ExWife lady get back together for no real reason, and everybody’s happy!… except the dead ones.

SO YEAH! GO BUY THIS MOVIE AND WATCH IT! IT’S LIKE $5-$10 AND TOTALLY WORTH IT! AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THE CAST COMMENTARY! THEY DO NOTHING BUT CRAP ON THIS MOVIE THE ENTIRE WAY THROUGH! IT IS GLORIOUS!

why are you so adorable

Because I’m made of awkwardness and bacon.

Oh my god! I actually meant to type “Awful” not “Awesome” in that sharknado post!

I JUST REALIZED HOW TO INSTANTLY CHEER ME UP!

JUST ASK ME ABOUT SHARKNADO AND LET ME JUST GUSH ABOUT HOW AMAZINGLY AWESOME IT IS!

fuzzychief:

Mid eclipse.

In the bottom photo, Mars is to the far right.

This was last night? Crap! I forgot to sacrifice my Satan Goat!

darkwingsnark:

Gotham Girls #3

She waited all her villain career to make that joke.

She stayed quiet

and waited

And you guys didn’t appreciate it. 

JERKS

I love when people remember that Harley is really friggin smart.

flclgur:

That awkward moment when you realize that the ghosts on Danny Phantom used to be alive and were killed.