Samus and Star Lord pt3

Samus and Star Lord pt 2

Samus and Star Lord pt 1

"Dance off, Bro"

(literally the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the preview for this episode)

"Dance off, Bro"

(literally the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the preview for this episode)

Rob told me that I should watch the Bay!Turtles movie until I like it… so Instead I’m watching the original TMNT Live Action movie on BluRay and HOLY HELL! THIS LOOKS GREAT IN HD!

EDIT: Oh look! 4 minutes in and we see the turtles!

New Phone on the way!

So somehow the internal antenna broke in my phone the 9th of last month and I have JUST NOW convinced Straight Talk customer service that my phone is indeed broken by repeating "Yeah, I did that already and it’s still not receiving a signal" at every suggestion they gave me (because I did it all before I friggin called them and told them as much every time).

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Star Lord's Stretchy Hole
Me: Uh oh... I got The Orb stuck in Star Lord's spare head's neck hole...
Splat: Uh...how did you do that?
Me: >.> I am very talented...?
Splat: Clearly..
Me: Aaaaand now the cassette player is stuck up there too...
Splat: Omg how do you keep managing to get shit stuck in there
Me: It's a surprisingly stretchy hole, okay?!
Splat: Oh god..
Me: XD Starlord's stretchy hole...
Splat: Heh... Poor Starlord...
Me: Wonder if I could get Groot's arm stuck in there too...
Splat: Do it! For science of course
Me: Of course.
Splat: Heh... Report your 'scientific' findings
Me: Groot's arm is simultaneously too small and too big to get stuck in Starlord's Stretchy Hole.
Splat: I... how does that even work? dammit Groot, get your arm in the hole!
Literally just finished the repaint.

Literally just finished the repaint.

MY ELEMENT NERF GUN JUST CAME IN THE MAIL! TIME TO REPAINT!
(I also got the gloves the other day and may wind up just using my Red Panda coat)
#JustStarlordThings

MY ELEMENT NERF GUN JUST CAME IN THE MAIL! TIME TO REPAINT!

(I also got the gloves the other day and may wind up just using my Red Panda coat)

#JustStarlordThings

kitsunecoffee:

alfredtheboywonder:

i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman

they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out

now they’re playing in the woods

so i made these and stapled them to the trees

i can hear their screams as i post this

you are a horrible person and i love you

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